| Tournament Seed | Squad Name | Number of Wins | Number of losses | Cup Differential |
| 1 | Kessler and Marx - Blitzkreig | 7 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Flawless Victory | 7 | 0 | 20 |
| 3 | Eskimo Brothers | 7 | 0 | 15 |
| 4 | HU$TLEMANIA | 6 | 1 | 20 |
| 5 | Ron and Sanchy | 6 | 1 | 18 |
| 6 | Pretty Wookies | 6 | 1 | 17 |
| 7 | North East Destroyers | 6 | 1 | 15 |
| 8 | DIRTY WATER | 6 | 1 | 15 |
| 9 | Higher than Hitlers gas bill | 6 | 1 | 14 |
| 10 | Time to Fuck Shit Up | 5 | 2 | 17 |
| 11 | Mrs Fields' Finest | 5 | 2 | 17 |
| 12 | Bitches love a wiener | 5 | 2 | 16 |
| 13 | GET WRECKED | 5 | 2 | 16 |
| 14 | Urinal Cakes | 5 | 2 | 8 |
| 15 | Jurassic Pong | 5 | 2 | 7 |
| 16 | Snooki & J-Wow | 5 | 2 | 6 |
| 17 | 2 Monsters | 5 | 2 | 5 |
| 18 | Dolla$hort | 4 | 3 | 15 |
| 19 | This One's For Jesus | 4 | 3 | 10 |
| 20 | TEAM POSADA | 4 | 3 | 9 |
| 21 | TNT | 4 | 3 | 8 |
| 22 | What Would Bernie Do?! | 4 | 3 | 7 |
| 23 | Nor Cal's Finest | 4 | 3 | 6 |
| 24 | You Gon Learn Today | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| 25 | Throwing Sticky | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| 26 | Keep One Rolled | 4 | 3 | 5 |
| 27 | Danger Zone | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 28 | Wetback Wasted | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 29 | Pop & Welsh | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 30 | AngelDrust | 4 | 3 | 2 |
| 31 | Chocolate Thunder | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 32 | Bob Johnson | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 33 | Big Shot Fappers | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 34 | Operation Dumbo Drop | 4 | 3 | -4 |
| 35 | Double Cup Love | 3 | 4 | 7 |
| 36 | oh na na what's my team name | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| 37 | Straight East Coastin | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| 38 | MAybe Next Year | 3 | 4 | 3 |
| 39 | Say Cheese Mother Fuckers | 3 | 4 | 0 |
| 40 | Blumpkins R Us | 3 | 4 | -3 |
| 41 | Boom Goes The Dynamite | 3 | 4 | -5 |
| 42 | Smokin Trees & Strokin 3s | 3 | 4 | -6 |
| 43 | Straight Flexxin | 3 | 4 | -7 |
| 44 | CdotJer$ey | 3 | 4 | -7 |
| 45 | ART OF EXECUTION | 3 | 4 | -10 |
| 46 | Team anonymous | 3 | 4 | -11 |
| 47 | Welcome to Worcester $1.25 | 3 | 4 | -11 |
| 48 | Picked Last | 2 | 5 | -4 |
| 49 | Grime Time | 2 | 5 | -4 |
| 50 | Big & Strong Pong | 2 | 5 | -7 |
| 51 | A$AP Buckets | 2 | 5 | -9 |
| 52 | How High is Too High ?? | 2 | 5 | -14 |
| 53 | Stop! Hammer Time! | 2 | 5 | -14 |
| 54 | fuckwithMDuknowwegotit | 1 | 6 | -12 |
| 55 | Black On Lightskinned Crime | 1 | 6 | -14 |
| 56 | Balls Deep | 1 | 6 | -15 |
| 57 | Smash City | 1 | 6 | -15 |
| 58 | Just The Tip | 1 | 6 | -16 |
| 59 | Never heard of em | 1 | 6 | -24 |
| 60 | Fireside Fury | 1 | 6 | -27 |
| 61 | Flirt & Squirt | 1 | 6 | -29 |
| 62 | The Things She'll Do For $20 | 0 | 7 | -21 |
| 63 | Dangerous Lumber | 0 | 7 | -28 |
| 64 | The Swingers | 0 | 7 | -36 |